GIRLS SCOUT LEMONADES

TYPE: Cookie AGE: At least three LIKES: Great Comet of 1812, Taylor Swift DISLIKES: Self FAVORITE PHILOSOPHER: Pierre Bezukhov DANGER LEVEL: A bajillion... (for now) Created by Michael Thirty Two's hands, a Frankenstein's Slop Monster. You could even call him the truest of true weinersteans. Frankie... weiner... Frankenstein... weinerstean... You get it Slopstein is inwardly mentally unstable, has been in psychiatric treatment for years and takes various medications, as implied by the pills found in his dorm room in Slab 4 and in his locker in the Slopwell swimming pool in Slab 7. It is Slopperstein's own father Michael who has been telling him to take medication, evident from notes found in Slopperson's dorm room in Slab 4. These medications include Lamictal - a mood stabilizing medication used in treatment for schizophrenia and bipolar disorder.

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